ummmm...

You know that old saying "there is no sense in crying over spilled milk?" I wonder if the person who said that actually applied that wisdom when they had to slam on their brakes due to being cut off by a crazy-not-so-sure-if-they-passed-their-drivers-test driver and watched {in movie-like slow-motion} a GALLON of milk go flying... hitting the passenger side floorboard and splaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!

From experience, I did not!!! Of course I first checked to make sure my children were okay but once I saw that they were both sound asleep, un-phased by the sudden slam of the breaks my attention quickly turned to the chugging sound coming from the floor. I could see it... the milk just flowing out of the plastic container like a river... a river of milk that I just know will be ever so smelly in the hours to come...

I am trying to apply words of wisdom from our ladies bible study this week:

Don't tell God how big your problems are, tell your problems how big your God is!!!

So as for the gallon of 2% Milk... hope you heard that and you are going to get CREAMED!!!